A little bird did not fly south for the winter with the rest of the flock , he waited until the last minute. As he flew it got colder and pretty soon his feathers were frozen and he fell out of the sky. As he lay frozen on the cold ground doomed to die right there a bear happened along. The took a large shit that landed on the little bird. The steamy bear poop warmed the little bird. He was so happy that he was saved. The little bird began moving around as he thawed. A coyote that was near by noticed movement in a pile of bear shit and went to see what it was. The coyote dug the little bird out of the bear shit , and ate him.
The morale of the story is….. Everyone who shits on you is not your enemy and everyone who digs you out is not your friend.